69 Shades of Gay

Sat, 18 February, 2017 at 7:00pm

River City’s GARY LAMONT is… 69 Shades of Gay!

Written by Stuart Thomas

Directed by Ronnie McCann

He’s been hell-bent after Mr Right – and he’s finally found him…..mibby!

The show that ‘took Dublin by storm’ (VIP magazine) is coming to Scotland!

Meet Aiden, the luckiest gay in G12. Because he’s about to shack up with boyfriend number 69, hunky Marcus, ‘who’s the spit of Tom Hardy, except for the bald patch and the very slight squint. Marcus, not Tom.’

So in time-honoured fashion, with a wee voddy and Red Bull in hand, Aiden’s going through his phone, getting rid of the dodgy texts, the X-rated snaps, the booty call numbers, the ‘dating’ apps… But there’s nothing like a mammoth deleting session to send a boy down memory lane…

And Aiden has stories that make ‘50 Shades of Grey’ look like Enid Blyton. And tonight… he’s going to share each and every one of them – in hilarious detail!

Hear all about Howard, boyfriend 15, who tried to pass his colostomy bag off as a fashion statement…

Then there’s Ross – number 42 – the colour of a satsuma, thanks to his addiction to sunbeds…

But just don’t ask about number 25 – the one that got away… and left Aiden with a heart in bits…

This funny, fearlessly frank one-man show stars River City’s Gary Lamont, and is written by Stuart Thomas, the writer behind the smash hits, ‘The Real Hoosewives fae Glesga’ and ‘Wee Fat Glesga Wedding’.

And the critics love it too!

“Very funny… heart-wrenching in places… laugh-out-loud hilarity” — Eile Magazine

“Laugh-out-loud funny, full of genuine pathos… a riveting hour and ten minutes… the audience was not only laughing in the aisles, but verbally responding in empathy… engrossing and very entertaining” –Theoutmost.com

“Brilliant… and very funny” – Nomoreworkhorse.com

Tickets: £18.00

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Event Information

  • Doors Open: 7:00pm
  • Show Starts: 8:00pm
  • This event is 18+ only.
  • This is a seated event