Before attempting to listen to the new album by Luke Haines and Peter Buck please complete the following psychiatric assessment questionnaire. 

You may only answer yes or no to the following questions (apart from question 10).

• Are you absolutely certain that you are currently alive?
• Do you have the urge to ‘fill someone in’?
• Would you be willing to die tonight and then be re-conceived?
• Are you a Witch?
• Have you ever fantasised about marrying your own father or mother?
• Does your inner self ever lie to your outer self?
• Assuming that there is a Supreme Being – do you think that the supreme being likes you?
• Have you ever owned a VW camper van? (If the answer is ‘no’ go straight to question 10)
• Have you ever deliberately set fire to yours, or anyone else’s, VW camper van
• Are you a ‘why’ person or a ‘what’ person? (answer either why or what or yes/know/don’t know)

Once you have completed the questionnaire please print out and send to PO Box 674 Canterbury. Clearly mark your envelope ‘Going Down To The River…To Blow My Mind.‘ We cannot provide a stamped addressed envelope or guarantee confidentiality.  (we may also sell your information on to a third party).

You may now listen.

‘Going Down To The River…To Blow My Mind’ is the third in the ‘psychiatric trilogy’ of albums by Luke Haines and Peter Buck. It was recorded in Portland Oregon, USA.