Hacked off with Christmas? Those Christmas songs in the shops driving you wild already? Come along to News Hacks Xmas Special and we promise you will be with kindred spirits. As well as bringing you our take on the Scottish Parliament Christmas night oot (we’ve heard it’s a riot) we will be examining all those pointless festive countdown programmes they show to fill the TV airwaves.
And in breaking news: Scottish Power is raising the cost of gas by 19% and electricity by 10%. A company spokesman explained that the huge rise was down to increased wholesale costs in the energy and Scottish Power finding out that there’s still some money in Scotland that they don’t own yet.
Andy Murray revealed to an American sports magazine that sex leaves him with a smile on his face. It is thought therefore that Andy Murray must still be a virgin.
Finally the SNP are planning a crackdown on lap dancing bars. They announced the crackdown after an extensive fact finding visit to all of Scotland’s lap dancing bars, or “the best weekend of my life” as Mike Russell called it.
Running time approx 90 mins including interval.