They go by many names.  Kids, bairns, children, sprogs, rugrats, naïve idiots who still believe in Santa…And then there’s plain old ‘Weans’.  And who’d have them, eh?  But there’s Weans and then there’s Weans in the Wood(lands).

Best pals- but they don’t fancy each other, right!- Carlotta Kelvinbridge is affy poash and her wee pal Shuggy just pure isnae (he’s so poor his Mammy couldn’t even afford a surname)!!  They shouldn’t be friends but they just are!

So, when the dastardly, greedy Lady Titania of Townhead hatches a plan to lower the number of weans in the world these best buds just have to do something about it!

Will our heroic Weans make out of the eerie, dark and spooky Woods, will the baddie win, will Shuggy’s Mammy, Dame Anita Whizzwaz, foil all the plans?

Join us again at Oran Mor for another hysterical, subversive Christmas panto full of laughs, boos and, of course, a pie!